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It’s all about the accessories

Here she is…choosing a choon to listen to whilst werqing it down the promenade.  

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It’s all too much

Here she is after passing out with excitement when she learnt the news that Twinkies, were in fact, still in production.

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Uncle Fester

Uncle Fester

There’s a guy unnervingly staring at me from the treadmill. The concerning factor is that all he’s missing is his light bulb.

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Say Cheese!

Here she is straight after her super fun birthday party; where she enjoyed games, candy and robbing the other children of their souls.

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Fried, dyed and crucified

Here she is straight out of the salon…she’s looking fierce yet expensive. Any guy with his own teeth would be lucky to have her.

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Blonde Ambition

Here she is right after coming off stage in the 90′s. Since then a healthy lifestyle, some yoga lessons & a slimfast shake twice a day have done wonders.

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Kelly and Michelle

Here they are…the two remaining members of Destiny’s Child trying to buy Beyonc√©’s new album with an out of date coupon.

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Britney-Jane Clunge

Me New Year: Britney-Jane Clunge

Eee well fook me its only friggin 2014! I’ve got some bloody gud memories of 2013; most ov em involved cider or special brew in a bus shelta somewhere along the line. When I say line, I mean dole cue like. ¬†Some ov me mates down on the park bench wear I usually leave me […]

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Here she is having her mugshot taken after shoplifting a mullet from Walmart. She is now Prom-ready.

Prom Ready

Here she is having her mugshot taken after shoplifting a mullet from Walmart. She is now Prom-ready.

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Here she is demonstrating that a carb free lifestyle and hitting jazzercise twice a week really pays off.

Jazzercise Works!

Here she is demonstrating that a carb free lifestyle and hitting jazzercise twice a week really pays off.

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