Here she is…rocking her favourite T-shirt for pulling the boys...
Here she is…choosing a choon to listen to whilst werqing it down the promenade.
Here she is after passing out with excitement when she learnt the news that Twinkies, were in fact, still in production.
There’s a guy unnervingly staring at me from the treadmill. The concerning factor is that all he’s missing is his light bulb.
Here she is straight after her super fun birthday party; where she enjoyed games, candy and robbing the other children of their souls.
Here she is straight out of the salon…she’s looking fierce yet expensive. Any guy with his own teeth would be lucky to have her.
Here she is right after coming off stage in the 90’s. Since then a healthy lifestyle, some yoga lessons & a slimfast shake twice a day have done wonders.
Here they are…the two remaining members of Destiny’s Child trying to buy Beyoncé’s new album with an out of date coupon.
Eee well fook me its only friggin 2014! I’ve got some bloody gud memories of 2013; most ov em involved cider or special brew in a bus shelta somewhere along the line. When I say line, I mean dole cue like. Some ov me mates down on the park bench wear I usually leave me […]
Here she is having her mugshot taken after shoplifting a mullet from Walmart. She is now Prom-ready.